Martha Stewart I am Not

But I can offer you this budget friendly tip that will make you and the pickle freak in your life happy...and warm...and maybe even tingly. The next time you're at the supermarket, invest in a gallon jar of jalapenos and then take whatever less than exciting store bought pickles you have on hand (or "invest" in a jar of these too)
and stick 'em down in the jar of jalapenos.

The longer you leave them in the jar, the HOTTER they will get. Unlike Martha.