Screaming Pickle Sauce

Dear Moon River Brewing Company,
I recently ordered and received my shipment of your Screaming Pickle Sauce and I noticed on the back in the nutritional information it says there are 30 servings per bottle. So can you please explain to me WHY, after my first time using it, that less than HALF the bottle is left?






Luckily I ordered your 5 bottle package so I should have at least enough to see me through the weekend. That is, if I use a little restraint and we all know I'm no good at that, so if you are open to consumer suggestions I would like to ask that you crank this stuff out and sell it in 1/2 gallon jugs like the geniuses over at Franks Red Hot Sauce.
Sincerely,
Pickle Freak

" A sadistic blend" is RIGHT. The strong pickle flavor is what you notice first but the serrano chili heat sneaks up on you, especially when you've dumped half a bottle on your lunch. I don't know what you're really supposed to eat it on, but for me, the answer is EVERYTHING. If I had enough I'd give bottles out to Trick or Treat-ers, but I don't, so stay away kids.